诙谐幽默句子短句英文 第1篇
1、You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。
2、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
3、A piece of cake 小菜一碟
4、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉
5、Follow one_s heart 随心所欲
6、big one mother 大姨妈
7、Poisonous & Evil Rubbish 有毒有害垃圾
8、Love who who 爱谁谁。
9、Walls have ears 隔墙有耳
10、You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！
11、A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step 千里之行,始于足下
12、You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁?
13、We two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁啊！
14、How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
15、Adam_s apple 喉结
16、Want money no，want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条！
17、Where there is a will, there is a way 有志者,事竟成
18、A tall order 强人所难
19、I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。
20、An idle youth, a needy age 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲
21、A new broom sweeps clean 新官du上任三把火
22、Sick as a dog 病重
23、no three no four 不三不四
24、no money no talk 没钱免谈
25、Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
26、you raise me up 你太抬举我了
诙谐幽默句子短句英文 第2篇
1、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
2、Women pig good, good a home;men pig good,good a world.
母猪好，好一窝；公猪好，好一坡
3、what’s up?
你上了吗？
4、we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
5、how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
6、people hate big name,pig hate big fat.
人怕出名猪怕壮
7、you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers！together up！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
8、you me you me
彼此彼此
9、You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
10、know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
诙谐幽默句子短句英文 第3篇
1、我甚至连他的一张照片都没有，他只活在我的记忆里。
I don't even have a picture of him. He lives in my memory.
2、你口中的风景我都觉得好美丽，那是因为我喜欢你。
I think the scenery in your mouth is beautiful because I like you.
3、让你病的人，给不了你药；给你药的人，舍不得你病。
People who make you sick can't give you medicine; The person who gives you the medicine is reluctant to let you get sick.
4、在日落的600秒里心动，在落日天气想起你。
In the sunset of 600 seconds heart, in the sunset weather think of you.
5、做一个比昨天更好的人，是给自己最好的礼物。
To be a better person than yesterday is the best gift for yourself.
6、你越洁身自好，他越五迷三道，毕竟越得不到的，才越想要。
The more clean you are, the more he is obsessed with three ways. After all, the less you get, the more you want.
7、你真好，我真爱你。可惜我不是诗人，说不出更动听的话了！
It's very kind of you. I really love you. It's a pity that I'm not a poet. I can't say anything more beautiful!
8、只要你需要，我就在这里。
I'll be here as long as you need me.
9、老子不管她以前是做什么的，老子只管她以后是做什么的。
I don't care what she used to do, I only care what she will do in the future.
10、希望有个人对我说，你不用刻意改变什么，我来适应你就好了。
I hope someone said to me, you don't need to change anything, I'll adapt to you.
11、刚刚喝了柠檬水，很酸，我不喜欢。
I just drank lemonade. It's very sour. I don't like it.
12、柴、米、油、盐、酱、我、茶。
Wood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, me, tea.
13、我希望，没见过你，可是不行。
I hope I haven't met you, but I can't.
14、每一个想法都有它存在的意义，时间是睿智的老人。
Every idea has its meaning. Time is a wise old man.
15、一个转身，二个世界。
One turn, two worlds.
16、任凭弱水三千，我只取一瓢饮。
No matter how weak the water is, I'll take only one scoop to drink.
17、如果爱情太难，我祝各位有钱。
If love is too hard, I wish you all money.
18、你总是担心失去谁，可谁又担心失去你。
You always worry about losing someone, but who worries about losing you.
19、我现在不坏了，我有了良心。我的良心就是你。
I'm not bad now. I have a conscience. My conscience is you.
20、慢慢懂得痛，慢慢明白所有，慢慢留下了眼泪。
Slowly understand the pain, slowly understand all, slowly left tears.
21、好好相遇，好好告别。
Good meeting, good farewell.
22、人生就是要和对的人，以大家都舒服的方式，一起度过。
Life is to spend with the right people in a comfortable way.
23、选在你爱的日落，合拍我们握紧的手。
In the sunset you love, we hold hands together.
24、喜欢，是瞬间的一眼沦陷。而爱，是一辈子的执念。
Like, is a moment of fall. And love is a lifelong obsession.
25、平生不会相思，才会相思，便害相思。
Life will not be Acacia, Acacia will harm Acacia.
26、走近你，就走近痛苦。远离你，就远离幸福。
Close to you, close to pain. Far away from you, far away from happiness.
27、喜欢就会放肆，但爱就是克制。
To like someone is to run wild, but to love someone is to restrain.
28、怪我藏不住喜欢，黑眼圈都在对你表白。
Blame me can't hide like, black eye circles are confessing to you.
29、今生唯一的吝啬，就是你是我的。
The only stinginess in this life is that you are mine.
30、把那誓言轻轻戴在你的手指，从此两个人生生世世。
Put that oath on your fingers, and from then on two people will live forever.
31、你也曾有一秒爱过我，也曾有一秒为我心动。
You've loved me for a second, and you've moved for me for a second.
32、最好的感觉，是有人懂你的欲言又止。
The best feeling is that someone understands what you want to say.
33、你如果认识从前的我，也许你会原谅现在的我。
If you know me before, maybe you will forgive me now.
34、爱和依赖是有区别的，依赖是离不开，而爱是不离开。
There is a difference between love and dependence. Dependence is inseparable, while love is inseparable.
35、爱就像等公交，只有耐心才能等到幸福。
Love is like waiting for the bus, only patience can wait for happiness.
36、喜欢是放肆，爱是克制。相遇是矜持，相处是忍耐。
Like is presumptuous, love is restrained. Meet is reserved, get along with is patient.
37、爱不是你期待得到什么，而是你期待给予什么，这就是一切。
Love is not what you expect, but what you expect to give. That's all.
38、把手放开，不是不爱，而是把爱藏在心中。
Let go of your hand. It's not that you don't love, but that you hide your love in your heart.
39、你这年龄，风月都好看，爱恨都浪漫。
At your age, you are beautiful and romantic.
40、第一眼见到他，我就疯狂地爱上了他。
The first time I saw him, I fell madly in love with him.
41、连吃醋的资格都没有，你难过个什么劲。
You don't even have the qualification to be jealous.
42、他身上有光，有光而不耀，和光同尘。
He has light in his body. He has light but does not shine.
43、你要吃饺子不，我这配料都有了。
You want dumplings? No, I have all the ingredients.
44、你若没有身份，连吃醋都要把握好分寸。
If you don't have the status, even if you are jealous, you should have a good sense of propriety.
45、别去打扰那些，每次很久都不回你消息的人。
Don't disturb those who don't return your message for a long time.
46、被窝是储存好梦的地方，而我的好梦是你。
Quilt is the place to store good dreams, and my good dream is you.
47、你不要说两次，说两次我就相信了。
Don't say it twice, I believe it.
48、如果你给我的，和你给别人的是一样的，那我就不要了。
If what you give to me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.
49、最美的相遇，不言过往，最好的离别，不问归期。
The most beautiful encounter, do not say the past, the best departure, do not ask the return date.
50、一想起你，我这张丑脸上就泛起微笑。
I smile when I think of you.
51、错把陈醋当成墨，写尽半生纸上酸。
Mistake the vinegar as ink, write half of the acid on the paper.
52、时间的绝情之处是，它让你熬到真相，却不给你任何补偿。
The heartlessness of time is that it allows you to endure to the truth, but does not give you any compensation.
53、有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。
With you, darkness is no longer darkness.
54、岁月为笔，相思为墨，字里行间全是你。
Years for the pen, Acacia for ink, between the lines are you.
55、就算没有人对你说晚安，你也要安心的入睡。
Even if no one says good night to you, you have to sleep at ease.
56、繁华落后，只是一句孤独。
Prosperous and backward, just a lonely sentence.
57、没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
58、爱最大的苦恼在于你让我得病，可你又是我的药。
The biggest trouble of love is that you make me sick, but you are my medicine.
59、我今天吃了醋溜土豆丝，没有土豆丝，没有溜。
I had vinegar sliced potatoes today, no sliced potatoes, no sliced potatoes.
60、抓住了手就别放，爱对了人就走下去。
Don't let go when you hold your hand. Go on when you love the right person.
61、不幸的爱情大多雷同，幸福的爱情各有千秋。
Unfortunately, most of the same love, happy love has its own merits.
62、哪个少年不多情，哪个少女不怀春。
Which youth is not affectionate, which girl is not nostalgic.
63、吾酸，酸的一批。
I'm sour, sour batch.
64、我们放下自尊，放下骄傲，放下任性，只因我们放不下一个人。
We put down self-esteem, pride and willfulness, just because we can't put down one person.
65、我不喜欢你待我太好，我无法无天起来，那就没人管了。
I don't like that you treat me too well. If I get up lawlessly, no one will take care of me.
66、烟我可以戒，但是唯独你我戒不掉。
I can quit smoking, but only you and I can't.
67、遇见你之前，我没想过结婚，遇见你之后，结婚我没想过别人。
Before I met you, I didn't want to get married. After I met you, I didn't want to get married.
68、与你共度的时光，多久都不足够。
I don't spend enough time with you.
69、若爱，请深爱；如弃，请彻底。暧昧，伤人伤己。
If you love, please love deeply; If you abandon it, please do it thoroughly. Ambiguous, hurt others and hurt yourself.
70、因为是你，所以我愿意。
Because it's you, so I'd like to.
71、我见山不是山，见海不是海，你知道的，我想见你。
I see the mountain is not the mountain, see the sea is not the sea, you know, I want to see you.
72、一个人时，善待自己；两个人时，善待对方。
When you are alone, treat yourself well; When two people are together, be kind to each other.
73、莫失莫忘，不离不弃。
Never forget, never leave.
74、生活的不确定性，正是我们希望的来源。
The uncertainty of life is the source of our hope.
75、有些事，一转身就是一辈子。
Some things, a turn is a lifetime.
76、我喜欢你，胜于昨日，略匮明朝。
I like you more than yesterday, just like the Ming Dynasty.
77、遇见你，是我最美的邂逅。
Meeting you is my most beautiful encounter.
78、惧怕爱意味着对生命的恐惧，而惧怕生命的人是一半的僵尸。
Fear of love means fear of life, and people who fear life are half zombies.
79、我想吃酸白菜，没有白菜的那种。
I want to eat sour cabbage, the one without cabbage.
80、她们都是你漫漫长路上，只配错过的好姑娘。
They are all the good girls you should miss on your long journey.
诙谐幽默句子短句英文 第4篇
mountains and rivers are far and wide。No one is you，no one is not you。
2. I Know I'll meet someone better，but I justwant you.
3. I love you not because of who you are，but because of who I am when I am with you.
are pretty much the only thing that makes me want to get up in the morning.
the moment I miss you very much，please carefully take care of yourself for me.
matter theending is perfect or not, you cannot disappearfrommy world.
with you is like walking on a very clear morning.
8. A million times over, I will always choose you.
9. It's nothing special, just want to hear your voice.
10. There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning：my alarm clock andyou。
11. Once we dreamt that we were strangers. We wake up to find that we were dear to each other.
morning to see the sun would like to see you.
are my greatest surprise when Im hopeless.
't ever say you're lonely. Just lay your problems on me.
15. It's nothing special，just want to hear your voice.
16. You are my little world and my miss.
matter theending is perfect or not，you cannot disappearfrommy world.
18. A million times over，I will always choose you.
诙谐幽默句子短句英文 第5篇
1、Progreis the activity of today and the assurance of tomorrow.（Emerson, American thinker ）
进步是今天的活动、明天的保证。（美国思想家·默生）
2、Patience is bitter,but its fruit is sweet.（Jean Jacques Rousseau,French thinker）
忍耐是痛苦的，但它的果实是甜蜜的。（法国思想家·卢梭 J. J.）
3、Genius only means hardworking all one's life.（Mendeleyer,Russian Chemist）
天才只意味着终身不懈的努力。（俄国化学家·门捷列耶夫）
4、Leave behind a clean world for future generations.
留给下一代一个清洁的地球。
5、Knowledge is power.
知识就是力量。
6、I know that my future is not just a dream.
我知道我的未来不是梦。
7、I have nothing to offer but blood,toil tears and swe at.（Winston Churchill,British Politician）
我所能奉献的没有其它，只有热血、辛劳、眼泪与汗水。（英国政治家 丘吉尔。W.）
8、Never say die.
永不放弃。
9、Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.（Jean Jacques Rousseau,French thinker）
忍耐是痛苦的，但它的果实是甜蜜的。
10、Money doesn't grow on trees.
钱不是从天上掉下来的。
11、Nothing in the world is difficult if you put your heart into it.
世上无难事，只怕有心人。
12、Our destiny offers not the cup of despair , but the chalice of opportunity.（Richard Nixon, American President ）
命运给予我们的不是失望之酒，而是机会之杯。（美国总统 _。R.）
13、The world can be changed by man's endeavor,and that this endeavor can lead to something new and man can sever the bonds that unite him to his society simply by averting his must ever be receptive and sensitive to the new;and have sufficient courage and skill to novel facts and to deal with them.（Franklin Roosevelt,American President）
人经过努力可以改变世界，这种努力可以使人类达到新的、更美好的'境界。没有人仅凭闭目、不看社会现实就能割断自己与社会的联系。他必须敏感，随时准备接受新鲜事物；他必须有勇气与能力去面对新的事实，解决新问题。
14、good advice is beyond all price.
忠告是无价宝。
